Sixty-four percent of New Hampshire Democratic voters would rather see “a giant meteor strike the Earth, extinguishing all human life” than see President Trump re-elected, according to a new poll from the University of Massachusetts at Lowell. Somewhat surprisingly, 28 percent of conservatives joined the majority of Democrats on wiping …
Read More »Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, More Bemoan Trump's Acquittal
Late-night hosts from Stephen Colbert to Samantha Bee reacted to the frustrating inevitability of President Donald Trump‘s impeachment acquittal on their respective shows Wednesday. While yesterday’s party-line vote was largely expected for weeks, the occasion still marked an ominous approval of Trump’s executive power and yet another instance in which …
Read More »Trump's Border Wall Takes a Fall, Literally
The new border wall that President Trump bragged would be “impenetrable, powerful, beautiful” fell Wednesday amid heavy winds and heavier metaphors. Moving air proved too much for what the president said would be a “great wall” that “can’t be climbed” and is “virtually impenetrable.” Trump paid a visit to a …
Read More »Defense Secretary Says He 'Didn't See' Evidence of Trump's Claim of Four Embassies Under Threat from Iran
Defense Secretary Mark Esper said, “I didn’t see one with regard to four embassies,” when asked if there was specific evidence that showed Iran planned to attack four American embassies, as President Trump has claimed. Esper made the comment on CBS’s Face the Nation on Sunday. On Friday, Trump spoke …
Read More »The 10 Most Stoned Moments of the 2020 Presidential Campaign
With Donald Trump on one side and a field huge enough for a seventies ensemble comedy on the other – Michael Bloomberg is the record 29th entrant in the Democratic primary – the 2020 election is already, by far, the weirdest presidential campaign we’ve seen. Because it’s taking place in …
Read More »Donald Trump Is the Mad-King President Our Founders Feared Most
WASHINGTON —Three and a half years after candidate Donald Trump bragged he could shoot someone in Fifth Avenue and not lose a vote, a lawyer for President Donald Trump was asked about the same scenario in a court of law. Trump’s lawyer had gone before the judge to stop the …
Read More »Watch Colbert Remix Sondland Impeachment Testimony With A$AP Rocky Track
Stephen Colbert opened The Late Show Wednesday with a goofy mash-up of A$AP Rocky‘s “Praise the Lord” and Gordon Sondland’s impeachment testimony after the EU ambassador mentioned the rapper in Congress. One of the major focuses of Sondland’s public hearing yesterday was a July phone call between him and President …
Read More »Trump Brags About GOP Governor Losing in State He Won by 30 Points
President Trump’s relationship with reality is such that he is psychologically incapable of acknowledging defeat of any kind. This applies to feuds with celebrities, denuclearization negotiations, and, as we’re seeing Wednesday, even elections, in which defeat is quantifiable and, one would think, inarguable. Following the 2016 election, Trump famously and …
Read More »In Trump's GOP, Purple Heart Winners Aren't Patriots Unless They're Loyal to the President
WASHINGTON — The Trump-owned Republican Party showed no hesitation in attacking the integrity and credibility of Special Counsel Robert Mueller despite his being a Vietnam War veteran and Purple Heart winner. In the cult of Trump, defending the president outweighed any other concerns, including the GOP’s allegiance to anything involving …
Read More »Trump's Team Texted About Doing the Exact Ukraine Thing Trump Says Didn't Happen
Democratic House committee chairs from the Intelligence, Oversight, and Foreign Affairs Committees on Thursday night released a cache of texts they’ve received concerning the Trump administration’s efforts to pressure Ukraine to investigate the president’s political rival, former Vice President Joe Biden. The texts, shared by the former special envoy to …
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